Hrm… sausages…
PORT ST. LUCIE — A man was caught trying to hide 23 packs of Slim Jim beef jerky and “hot sausages” in his pants after punching a man at a Marathon gas station on Port St. Lucie Boulevard, according to a police report released today.
When one clerk tried to call the police, Boston [the suspect] called her a lesbian and told her to “be cool” because he had to feed his kids, the report states.
Check out the full story *HERE*
I would love to try putting my cell phone in the microwave, but I’m sure Verizon would find some way to charge me for something. Damn you Verizon!
Check out this series from C-Spot. Here’s the first episode of “Gaytown,” the story of a hetero living in a gay man’s world.
The best line in the first episode is when the hetero guy gets fired from his job and his boss says, “How am I supposed to trust a man that doesn’t want to have sex with me?”
True sir, true.
Check out the rest of “Gaytown” episodes *HERE*
Ok. I post a few videos a day here on HotHotMess.com. If the following set of videos are the only videos you click on, I’ll be a happy blogger.
Meet Ben Sharkey. Some Ben Sharkey facts:
He’s in Detroit.
He has a birthmark.
He can sing.
In this video he sings “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis:
Check him out here singing “Almost Like Being in Love” by Dean Martin:
Ben Sharkey’s YouTube channel *HERE*
Ben Sharkey’s MySpace page *HERE*
Oh, and by the way… the boy can dance ;)
Posted in Video blog
Tagged artist, ben sharkey, dance, dean martin, detroit, jazz, leona lewis, michigan, music, myspace, soul, YouTube
Why doesn’t this Jackie Beat video have a gazillion hits? Seriously. This parody of Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body” is *hilarous*.
The song is over at Jackie Beat’s myspace, which you can find *HERE*
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