Tag Archives: gay

How to get a job in San Fran*

This guy demonstrates how to get a job in San Francisco. Yes — a job, job. Get your head out of the gutter.

Thanks to sneag for sending along the vid.

James Franco likes wearing a fake penis

Actor James Franco went on Jimmy Kimmel last night to dish on his latest movie, stoner action flick “Pineapple Express”, BUT he ended up mostly recalling his experience in gay action flick “Milk”.

At the 3:17 mark, he talks about jumping naked into a pool while wearing a fake penis/ penis cover in front of Sean Penn.

“Big Brother 10’s” Jessie: Body builder + hair dresser!

I’m not saying *all* hair dressers are gay… *BUT*… body builders that know their way around a flat iron are — in my book — pretty gay.

Case in point: Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10. Just a few minutes ago on Showtime’s “Big Brother After Dark”, I caught Jessie helping this lady flat iron her hair.

For more on Jessie’s body building past — check out Towleroad.com’s blog post *HERE*

Here’s the evidence!!

Jessie from Big Brother works the flat iron

Jessie from Big Brother works the flat iron

Save a horse, ride Daniel Radcliffe!

The pic below of Daniel “Horse Boy” Radcliffe was released today. Radcliffe is set to star in a Broadway production of Equus. All I know about the show is that Radcliffe takes his chaps off. Not gonna lie. The show will open Sept. 25 for a strictly limited 22-week engagement through Feb. 8, 2009.

Save a horse, ride Daniel Radcliffe!

Save a horse, ride Daniel Radcliffe!

The horse on a stick seen in the picture above has a handkerchief around his neck. One of my international tells me *EXCLUSIVELY* that Mr. Radcliffe is — in fact — uh, how do I say this… um… without a “handkerchief” around his “neck” … *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Get your tickets *HERE*

P.S. Hey all you Daniel Radcliffe fans: Stick around, take your shoes off, stay awhile. And keep comin’ back ;) hothotmess.com

Life Lesson: Don’t put it in your mouth!!

Without a doubt, the best PSA on the internet. Children — always ask an adult before you put it in your mouth!!!

Don’t forget our *FIRST* life lesson ;)

VAG Plaza: For all your check cashing needs

VAG Plaza on the Broward / Palm Beach County border in South Florida

VAG Plaza on the Broward / Palm Beach County border in South Florida

YES KIDS — this is an ACTUAL shopping plaza in Sexy South Florida. It’s located in Pompano on the Broward County / Palm Beach County border on U.S. 1. I snapped these pics with my crappy cell phone, so that’s why they’re blurry. Plus, you wouldn’t actually want to see a *clear* pic of VAG Plaza — right? ;)

Stores located in VAG Plaza:
* Check Cashing
* Minuteman Press
* Universal Heath Care Services
* The UPS Store
* Beauty Factory

In the pic below, I love how the DO NOT ENTER sign is *right next to* the VAG Plaza signage. Clearly, we must obey all posted signs.

For more pics of the VAG Plaza building, check them out *HERE* The pics are hosted on a site owned by the Gupta family. Also on that web site are pics of the Gupta family with Jeb and George Bush. Of course the Bush’s are involved.

VAG Plaza on the Broward / Palm Beach County border in South Florida

VAG Plaza on the Broward / Palm Beach County border in South Florida

On *top* of my birthday wish list

Cover of "The Big Penis Book" aka "Don't be jealous it's not yours"

Cover of "The Big Penis Book" aka "Don't be jealous it's not yours"

If someone wants to make my birthday memorable — get me this book. Make sure it’s wrapped nicely ;)

Purchase the book *HERE*