Category Archives: Freak!

Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges

Cruzin Cooler

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From Whitehall, NY:

In case you were wondering, a motorized cooler on wheels is a motor vehicle under state law.

A Whitehall man learned that on Memorial Day, when he was charged with driving while intoxicated after police pulled him over for swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a four-wheeled, motorized cooler known as a “Cruzin Cooler.”

Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr, 57, could face felony DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle charges because of prior arrests and convictions in drinking-and-driving cases, said Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle.

The electricity-powered Cruzin Cooler that Marr was riding contained 14 beers, the chief said.

Check out the full drunken story *HERE*

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Little chubby boy slaps his mom

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY… if *my* child were to slap me like this…

Homeless Japanese woman evicted from closet

Random closet door
Not the actual closet woman was found. Or was it…

From CNN:

TOKYO, Japan (AP) — A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

If someone was living in my closet and ate the food in my kitchen… they wouldn’t last long. All I’ve got are dirty underwear (but not TOO dirty) and moldy cheese. Guess where you’ll find each one.

Man assaulted with Moon Pies near store

MOON PIE!

HI-YUH!

An 84-year-old man told police he was physically assaulted outside Dollar General, 354 E. Main St., at 1:09 p.m. Friday.

The victim said he was in front of Michael Farquer 53, homeless, in line at the store. He had paid for his items and was leaving the store on foot when he felt something striking him repeatedly on the back. The victim said he turned and found Farquer striking him with an item inside a yellow Dollar General bag.

Police later determined the item inside the bag to be a $1 box of Moon Pies. The battered box was taken as evidence.

Check out the full story *HERE*

Thanks to Erica for the story. If you have a hot and messy story for HotHotMess.com — shoot me an email at hothotmess@gmail.com

Is ‘Sex and the City’ bigger than the Pope?

Just like when the Pope packed in the mass crowds last month at Yankee stadium… you can except the same kind of mass hysteria this Friday when “Sex and the City” launches.

Carrie and the gals hit theaters May 30 and we can except cosmo-infused homos mingling with cosmo-infused single ladies. Ah!

I love to spoil my HotHotMess.com readers… so I’m alerting you to *THESE* movie spoilers.

Layin’ pipe on a car

Um… I would usually say something funny and witty here, but I can’t top what this guy says. He’s talking about how “hot” a car is. Like, he wants to *DO* the car. In the tail pipe. Yeah.

Complete story about anal sex car guy *HERE*

Source: Dlisted

Story of the day: Hair jizz

“Woman suing airline over flight incident”

That headline does not do the story justice.

FORT WORTH, Texas, March 15 (UPI) — A 21-year-old Texas woman is suing American Airlines for allegedly not protecting her from a man who masturbated near her on a recent flight.

The woman, whose identity has not been released to the public, alleges airline employees did not act appropriately when a man sat next to her while she slept on a March 19 flight and began to masturbate, the Fort Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram said Saturday.

The woman’s $200,000 lawsuit alleges that when she awoke on the flight to Los Angeles, she found the man masturbating and “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair.”

Check out the full story *HERE*.