Category Archives: Hot Hot Mess of the Day

Boy in bizarre ‘fish in penis’ accident

Fish penis!

Something smells fishy…

Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had “slipped” up his penis and into his bladder.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish “slipped” into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

Check out the full story *HERE*

Thanks to Ms. E for the story link!! Do you have a crazy story like fish boy that you want to share? Send it along to hothotmess@gmail.com YO!

Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!!

Dads — hide your sons … or make sure they are properly dressed!! “Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild” will be premiering in New York City, LA and Fort Lauderdale today! Me and my gay posse will be catching the show tonight!

Appearances by: Lady Bunny, RuPaul, Brent Corrigan, Amanda Lepore, Perez Hilton, Michael Lucas and Colton Ford! Ow-ow!!

You have to decided whether to follow your heart — or your hole. This movie is set to be the gayest and fiercest movie ever. Don’t take HotHotMess.com’s word for it — check out the trailer! OUTRAGEOUS!

Check out the movie’s site (and see when it’s coming to a theater near you) *HERE*

Some shots from the set of the movie:

A Boy Wearing Makeup taking over TheWB.com

The boy behind “Party Girl Purples” — Mathieu Francis (aka A Boy Wearing Makeup) — will be debuting his makeup tips and humor on TheWB.com TOMORROW!!!!!! I’ve been following Mr. Makeup since he posted his Party Girl Purples video on YouTube.

Many congrats on Mr. Makeup’s future. We’ll be watching and clicking!

Check out his past vids on his YouTube channel *HERE*

Is there someone you think is the next big thing? Shoot me an email over to hothotmess@gmail.com and I’ll add them to my list of ones to watch!

Walking on sunshine!!

Meet Allison. She’s a huffer that was recently featured on A&E’s glamorous tv show “Intervention”. Someone set Allison’s episode to the tune “Walking on Sunshine”.

HIGH-LARIOUS!!

Old dude jerks it to live longer

Old dude actor Ernest Borgnine was just being honest when he was telling Fox and Friends his secrets to living a longer life. MASTURBATE!!!

Burger King worker is king of clean

Timothy Tackett is so fresh and so clean, clean. The 25-year-old former Burger King worker, of Ohio, was filmed taking a bath in a Burger King sink.

I wonder if Burger King has any signs posted:
Workers must wash hands before returning to work — but don’t take a bath

Check out the full story *HERE*

80-year-old lady talks about her vibrator

I feel like this video is a lost scene from “Golden Girls” or something.

It’s an 80-year-old chick talking about her vibrator — while gettin’ her hair did. Sweet.