Something tells me that Madonna has been in this position before. All up on the ropes.
I had to cover her lady bits with the “Muy Caliente! Pepper” because I didn’t you to see her garden. If your vag was a veg, what veg would it be? Discuss!
Source: D-Listed
Hot Hot Mess 
If my vag was a veg…it would be asparagus. Asparagus is the second healthiest vegetable…so there is an incentive to eat me :)