Saturday Party Jam: Don’t stop the music (Save my soul version)

GURRRLLL… I’ve been playing this YouTube video nonstop for the past week.

The YouTube channel it’s posted on describes it as a “rare version live remixed by Pietro Salzano from It in Rome (4th January 2008)”. All I know is that it’s the shiznit.

Retarded police man attacks Nalts!

Next in the Retarded Police man series brings us Nalts:

Major awkward turtles at 1:06 minute mark.

William Sledd is back!

YouTube fashion diva and girl gay best friend, William Sledd, is back to posting videos on YouTube!!!

Check out his welcome back vid here:

What The Buck, Buck?

Mr. Michael Buckley has one of my fav YouTube channels — “WHAT THE BUCK?”. Here’s his episode where he dishes on the Kids Choice Awards. He chats up Mariah Carey, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and just about everyone else.

Check out Buckley’s YouTube channel *HERE*
Check out his personal web site *HERE*

Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out

Chris Crocker is leaving YouTube — teen tranny’s across the world are wiping their smudged mascara from their faces.

And it *might* have been smart to have your “web site” up and RUNNING when you announce your departure… all I’m getting is a  “page not found” error. Nice.

WWW.MSCHRISCROCKER.COM

This video blog is the shit!

What’s the difference between the drinker poopie and the lincoln log poopie? Watch Tyer Oakey’s vlog on poopie. POOPIE!!

Tyler is one of my fav YouTube bloggers. 1 — because he’s *adorable* and 2 — because he’s easy to stalk. There’s Twitter, Myspace, YouTube (2 channels!), Facebook, Stickam, BlogTv and — of course — email.

Tyler — hothotmess.com <3’s you!! ;)

More on Tyler and his 5awesomegays coming soon.

Just a quick thanks!

Hey guys — just wanted to say a quick THANKS for sending my Lindsay Lohan + Samantha Ronson YouTube video over the 1,000 view mark in under a week!! Ow-ow!

If you haven’t checked it out yet… do so here:

Many, many thanks!

xoxo,
Mr. HotMess
www.hothotmess.com

Meet Bo Burnham, YouTube lyrical genius

Check out 17-year-old YouTube breakout star Bo Burnham’s latest creation:

NEW MATH:
Some of the lyrics:

whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.

…

if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he’s ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor,

,,,

and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i’m alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head….

Check out his YouTube channel *HERE*
Check out his MySpace page *HERE*

Another Ben Sharkey music video

Hello my children. I told you about Ben Sharkey last week and I’m going to tell you about him again.

He just posted the video below 2 days ago… and he already has over 200,000 hits.

His singin’ gave me the goosebumps at the 3:09 mark.

Madonna’s latest vid: Give it 2 me

This will probably only be on YouTube for the next minute… so CLICK! QUICK!

Help Tina Chen get one million myspace friends!

Help YouTube breakout star Tina Chen reach one million myspace friends. Right now, she’s just over 11,000 friends… so she only has a little under a million to reach her goal. Her success is your success.

For Tina’s myspace — go *HERE*

Welcome to “Gaytown”

Check out this series from C-Spot. Here’s the first episode of “Gaytown,” the story of a hetero living in a gay man’s world.

The best line in the first episode is when the hetero guy gets fired from his job and his boss says, “How am I supposed to trust a man that doesn’t want to have sex with me?”

True sir, true.

Check out the rest of “Gaytown” episodes *HERE*

Meet Ben Sharkey, YouTube artist

Ok. I post a few videos a day here on HotHotMess.com. If the following set of videos are the only videos you click on, I’ll be a happy blogger.

Meet Ben Sharkey. Some Ben Sharkey facts:

He’s in Detroit.
He has a birthmark.
He can sing.
In this video he sings “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis:

Check him out here singing “Almost Like Being in Love” by Dean Martin:

Ben Sharkey’s YouTube channel *HERE*
Ben Sharkey’s MySpace page *HERE*

Oh, and by the way… the boy can dance ;)

Red State guys take on gay marriage

My favorite line from the YouTube Red State guys:  “If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry a gay”.

Doing the wedgie dance

Honey, if you need to “shake it out” that much — maybe you need to get the glue out of your ass. Seriously.

Check out this ad *HERE* from Hanes and watch as this girl tries to shake out a wedgie.