Saturday Party Jam: Don’t stop the music (Save my soul version)

GURRRLLL… I’ve been playing this YouTube video nonstop for the past week.

The YouTube channel it’s posted on describes it as a “rare version live remixed by Pietro Salzano from It in Rome (4th January 2008)”. All I know is that it’s the shiznit.

Boy in bizarre ‘fish in penis’ accident

Something smells fishy…

Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had “slipped” up his penis and into his bladder.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish “slipped” into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

Check out the full story *HERE*

Thanks to Ms. E for the story link!! Do you have a crazy story like fish boy that you want to share? Send it along to hothotmess@gmail.com YO!

The best performance of last night’s VMA’s

Check out what I think was the best performance of last night’s MTV VMA’s (other than Britney not falling or vomiting) *HERE*

David Archuleta official video for “Crush”

Check out David Archuleta’s official video for his single “Crush” — hotness!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the RNC

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visited the RNC (and Anderson Cooper!). Lots of LOL moments.

How to get a job in San Fran*

This guy demonstrates how to get a job in San Francisco. Yes — a job, job. Get your head out of the gutter.

Thanks to sneag for sending along the vid.

Saturday Party Jam: Anything Britney Spears!

So, officially Britney Spears will open the MTV VMA’s tomorrow night. Ah!! Starting chanting… Britney… Britney… Britney…

Of course, there was also this “leaked” video circulating everywhere online yesterday. Rumors were floating around that its a dance rehearsal for the VMA’s.

Check out a story about Britney opening the VMA’s *HERE*

What do ya’ll think — will Brit-Brit make her big comeback on tomorrow nights VMA’s? I guess we’ll have to turn in to find out…

13 divas singing together

The 13 most diva-licious female artists got together tonight as part of a segment for STAND UP 2 CANCER.

Check out the video of their performance here:

Who do you think stood out the most — other than Beyonce’s hair?!? What *was* up with that ‘do?

Breaking: New Christina Aguilera “Keeps Gettin’ Better”

Here’s some new music from the pop diva, Christina Aguilera. The jam is called “Keeps Gettin’ Better” — what do you guys think?!!?

Jesse Ventura for president!

Jesse Ventura wants MORE gays in the military!

McCain’s phone call to Palin

Finally — a funny LisaNova video. It’s a funny look at how McCain’s phone call to Palin could have went down.

Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie trailer, “Labor Pains”

Here’s a trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie, “Labor Pains”:

Can’t stop but thinking… Bristol Palin = Lindsay Lohan?

Check out “Labor Pains” on IMDB.com *HERE*

UPDATE! Palin’s 17-year-old daughter *is* pregnant

So… I’m not sure where this falls in all the baby-mama-drama, BUT… according to CNN, a senior aide for the McCain camp did confirm that Bristol Palin is pregnant. The 17-year-old high school senior is 5 months ago, will keep the baby AND marry the father!

Full story *HERE*

A story about the “superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player” Levi Johnston, the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin, can be found *HERE* with pictures!!

Troy M. for president!!

Troy M. is running on a simple platform: cheaper textbooks, cheaper gas and free beer. He’s got my vote!

Happy Labor Day!

Please enjoy Donna Summer’s classic end-of-summer jam, “She Works Hard for the Money”.

WORK IT!!

Enjoy your Labor Day!!
xoxo,
Mr. HotMess

Saturday Party Jam: 9 to 5

In honor of Labor Day weekend — this Saturday Party Jam celebrates the workplace! Work it Dolly!!

Hurricane Warning for Minneapolis/ St. Paul

The National Hurricane Center has just issued a Hurricane Warning for the Minneapolis/ St. Paul area. Hurricane Republican is on its way.

If my apartment gets raided, I’m gonna be pissed.

Thanks to Ms. E for the link. ;)

Inside McCain’s brain during Palin speech

This video is sorta funny — I’m just glad someone else noticed McCain’s eyes during Palin’s speech.

Amy Sedaris on Letterman Friday night

Amy Sedaris is a funny, funny, funny lady. She hit the David Letterman show Friday night and this is what went down:

PART ONE:

PART TWO:

Retarded police man attacks Nalts!

Next in the Retarded Police man series brings us Nalts:

Major awkward turtles at 1:06 minute mark.